Friday, April 5, 2013

Bobcat in the Belfry, Part One

From "Bobcat in the Belfry"

It's definitely true. Growing up and living your entire existence in the urban jungle can really put you out of touch with nature.  Being stalked by a primeval life form on the other hand quickly can foment an all-too-personal ecological encounter of intense weirdness.

 At the time of my own, particular adventure in a newly purchased gorgeous 3BR-2B-EIK-2.5 wooded acres, I was crouched in an extremely uncomfortable orange plastic "chaise lounge" on the deteriorating and splintery deck of a white elephant of a house desolately plunked down at the far edge of town.  It was the kind of place where raw, unstoppable nature gently tickled a neat, slightly hesitant backyard, though unfortunately the twain never did succeed in quite meeting.  The house's faded olive green siding would have made a wonderful backdrop for a bad seventies movie about downward mobility, the ravaged front yard deeply suggestive of an abandoned trailer park.  The whole ambience as a matter of fact constituted a cross between the more blood-curdling aspects of suburbia and a scene from Deliverance.   How had we landed in this galaxy???  After a soul-crushing, two-year search to find the perfect Escape-from- New York, my husband Sherwin and I had at last been admitted to the Twilight Zone of  second home ownership.   In our craving for semi-rural nirvana (not-too far-from-town), we had totally fucked up. . . .

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